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Ok, so the dance walk is something the Amish and the birds are unwilling, or unable to appreciate properly. Is it my signature walk shuffle? The way I bounce along doing catwalk turns? The way I raise my arms to the heavens in perfectly cheesy happiness? Yes, Yes, and Yes, but I just cannot help [...]

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The leftover birthday cake pieces know I am out here..drooling. They are laughing and making rude comments. I know, that they know, that I know, that they know I can hear them..this makes it more rude somehow! Damn that tasty goodness!! The worst part is the ice cream is getting curious about what all the whispering is about and [...]

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Here is a short story to explain my optimism…for those who just don’t get optimistic people.
 There were once 2 boys, one rich and one poor, and two different rooms.
The first boy was given a room that was filled to the brim with toys, everything he could ever want was in that room. He was left [...]

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Check out the quirky page for the answer…I need  a new subject..this one laughs too much.
 I am trying to stay optimistic but I have tell you I am sick of being at home. I have already done more than a mere mortal should to hold off boredom. Thank goodness the pool is available. I not [...]

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Heh heh heh…

Ok, so gloomy Bekki took control of my body for 24 hours..I hereby banish bad thoughts. (good-bye)
I will think positively
I will think positively
I will think positively
ohhhhh…..pretty colors… that was easy.

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 Just how Quirky are you? Do you feel passionate about being a woman? Are you determined to find your inner independent, stand-up-for-yourself, take-no-prisoners, I-am-a-woman-and-proud-of-it Quirky Chick potential? If so then have I got a challenge for you my girl! I am creating a new club, why should the girl scouts have all the fun? They [...]

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solitary..

Have you ever felt so much that to type anything would lead only to things best left unsaid?
…me too.

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OMG Noooo!!

I cannot accept that I have actually 31 poems listed in categories…am I really writing that many? (crap)
Some of them are from the poetry page, which means there are more then one on some…(say it isn’t so…)
I have gone and done it…I am once again…POETRY GIRL…
Dun dun dun dunnnnn!
Faster then a speeding emotion
more emotional then [...]

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Laundry Day…

I want my jeans…I can’t find them…asses will be kicked if I don’t get them…I….Oh, there they are…(sheepish grin)
:::::Waves gawkers away::::

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Tying your tongue in a knot…

Say toast…..
Say toast again….
what do you put in a toaster?
If you said Toast you lose!!!!!
You put bread in a toaster.
Say Pork
Say Pork again…..
What do you eat soup with?
if you said fork I got you again!!!
You eat soup with a spoon.
These are the things that engage a Bekki mind..I know, I know…not much room up there…
I [...]

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Just Bekki # 10

Whenever blue moments come it is imperative that you find a way to express your sadness in a way that allows you to come back out of the funk with a happier, or at least more calmed, frame of mine.
Here is what I do:
Draw a bubble bath
Add lots of pomegrante body wash to the water. (You can use [...]

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Just Bekki Moment #9

When a woman happens on a man who, can think for himself, has a nice personality and has a not bad face, as well as a great smile, good heart, kind eyes and is also single. One must obey the oversoul who says that pinching a butt, in this instance, is totally allowed, so long as [...]

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When you feel yourself getting depressed or losing the happy bubble you carry around throughout the day (I am assuming I am not the only person who feels this) You must stop what you are currently doing and do the following ritual:
1) Snap your fingers.
2) Turn around 3 times.
3) say: “I believe I will have [...]

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Just Bekki Moment #7

Whenever speaking about ones favorite celebrity one must always sigh after their name is spoken. It is a Personal Bekki rule. What use is great affection and admiration if not given with a sigh of pure bliss? Sigh, damn it sigh.
Sighs delight me. They tell more then people want them to. They admit to being [...]

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