Reason #1 Men suck at shopping.
Top 10 reasons never to take a man shopping with you!
#1 Men want to get in and out..they do not comparison shop, grab anything so long as it “looks good enough to me”, and will not return it..even if it clearly looks like crap when they get it home.
#2 NO Stamina..when shopping with a man the very first thing they will do is locate the nearest chair and plunk down into it..the same man who will stand erect for 2 hours holding a pillow as a football while watching tv suddenly develops a vitamin deficiency when faced with waiting for his lady to finish trying on clothes.
#3 Do you really want him to see the price you pay for your dress?
“Yes I like the dress dear, but don’t they have it in a cheaper size?”
#4 They seem a bit ashamed to be seen by other men holding things for you.
#5 You have to live with what they buy!!!!
#6 They have 2 reactions to ladies lingerie…”Deer in the headlights” ” Perverted, mad, sexual diviant!” (Personally I want the second one for my eyes only..hubba hubba)
# 7 Men love a good deal! They will buy just about anything so long as they saved money on it..this goes for things you have to be seen with them wearing!
#8 The whole farting and walking away thing! I mean honestly, do you really want people thinking it was you 30 seconds after he walks innocently away and leaves you looking like the fartee?
#9 Taking them anywhere near the electronics section is like taking a small child near candy or toys. The temper tantrum to stay is more than most women can bear! You get very little done once they spot this area of the store, the older they get the more devious their plots to get themselves close to that section, where they can “Lose the old lady”.
#10 Taste is not something many men have…a taste for..
#1 
“What do you think would look best on the bathroom floor?”
And this link has got to be read..cause it is my favorite reason never to take a man shopping!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/361447/Dont-Take-a-Man-Shopping
(Note..please keep in mind that I adore men..this is meant in fun..keep all comments in the spirit of the teasing please!)
Ok, men think I am wrong..think women are the droolers? Post your rebuttal in comments now!
Bekki
Bekki Quote of the day : A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. A man will dress up for the following: weddings, funerals.–
M&M…you have now been challenged…What say you?
I like the etch-a-sketch drawing of a castle, great!
I think it’s suppose to be a mall..I would not know as I did not draw it..heh
Very funny!