I found this in google search..they are referring to a plane..but I think most of them would work just as well on..say a bus? (grin) What? I didn’t say I was going to ACTUALLY do any of them…(sheesh) These are the ones I personally like..click on the link below to see the other ones mentioned.. Note: I changed and added to some of these for my own personal amusement!

  1. Ask the person next to you, “Are you in the Witness Protection program too?”
  2. Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a “Kraft Korner”. Make a craft likeness of the person sitting next to you.
  3. Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra
  4. Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a “Home Sweet Home” plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
  5. Disco dance in the aisle
  6. Hum the Monty Python theme song (among other favorites!)
  7. Lead a bible study session in the back
  8. Show off your Wonder Woman underwear.
  9. Sing along with the songs on your mp3 player.
  10. Snort when you laugh
  11. Start a kissing booth!
  12. Start singing the Shari Lewis theme, “This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends….
  13. Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
  14. Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices
  15. Try to lead everyone in singing “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner”
  16. Respond to all requests with “As you wish” and a wink.
  17. Introduce yourself as Enyigo Mentoya until someone gets the reference..
  18. Get the person next to you to tell you the name of Simba’s father..each time they say “Mufasa” shiver, pause and then say..”do it again”
  19. Look out the bus window and say..wow they all look like ants from up here.
  20. Bring flower leis onboard..say Aloha to each passanger as they board the bus.
  21. Insist that everyone call you “Sassy pants” for the duration of the trip.
  22. Fish out the bus window with a string and a paperclip fishing rod, insist you caught a fish this big.
  23. Ask the person next to you if they know if they will be showing a movie on this flight.
  24. Wear a t-shirt with the words I am with stupid on it..have the arrow pointing up!
  25. Ask what time it is, then ask what time they think it is in another country..change the country each time you ask.

 

 

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