1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie, they took my gallbladder out my innie..(grins) 
  2. Have you ever written a song? I have written one but I only sing it to myself when I am sad and no, I will not sing it for you..unless you’re sad..and then I will make a complete ass of myself if you beg me to sing it (please don’t ask me to sing it…) The lyrics are on this site somewhere. 
  3. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Nope, just did the laundry. You missed your chance. Around here quarters are sacred items. 
  4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Yep! I went into the wrong bathroom once and instead of admitting it brazened the sucker out! I am the stuff!! (or just that stupid) 
  5. Have you ever written a poem? I have written many, many, many..(Now ask how many are any good) 
  6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? On Fries, burger, mashed potatoes, potato chips, (I could go on..but you’d just get bored…Ketchup is a food group people!) 
  7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Brownie, and Girl scout! 
  8. Have you ever written a book? Attempted to write would be a far, far better choice of words. I like the one I did with Zen but will always love the one I did privately..2 whole chapters..(grin) 
  9. Have you ever broken a mirror? With my face? I am not that ugly, I swear? (I have dropped a few though) 
  10. Are you superstitious? No…(looks around in panic) Why? what have you heard? (tosses salt over her shoulder..just in case) 
  11. What is your biggest pet peeve? I hate it when people gaze at me with loving eyes..that is just soo annoying..I mean really…(grin) ok, ok, busted..I Love it. I hate people who honk their car horns over and over in traffic..I mean seriously, they should get charged for any over 3.
  12. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Guilty as charged..toss me in the clink.
  13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?  I love that..chocolate milk looks coolest! 
  14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? I’d rather eat fried chicken if I am going off the deep end calorie-wise..besides Whopper is like 1000 calories!! 
  15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? (grin) yes, and only one person has ever heard the story and lived! RWG. 
  16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Is the plane crashing? Cause, if it’s not crashing, that would be a NOOO. 
  17. What’s the most daring thing you’ve done? Sex on the golf course…(though stealing corn and getting close to being buckshot was not all that smart..heh heh heh..the roller skating off the barn roof was a baaadd idea too…hmmm…wow, I have done a LOT of STUPID things!..must be all that country air! 
  18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic…but I really want to buy those canvas bags and use them one day. 
  19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. PIZZA!!! I am such a cheap date! Must have mushrooms and suggesting anchovies will get you a very rude look! 
  20. Did you have a baby blanket? No, but I have 2 adult ones..(blue stars flannel and snowflakes throw) 
  21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? (covers face with hands) I plead the 5th on the grounds that it may incriminate me. 
  22. How did that turn out?  See anwer for last question. 
  23. Have you ever sleepwalked? No, I am pretty easily awakened so any walking would have awoken me. 
  24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No, I was deprived of Mcdonalds by  women who insisted on making me homemade, family rich parties with much love and affection..damn them! 
  25. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Yes, have done many times to gross out loved ones muchly..(grin) 
  26. Are you double jointed? What I do in my bedroom is none of your beeswax! 
  27. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 34. 
  28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes, peanut butter is the great equalizer! 
  29. Do you ride roller coasters? YES!!! I love them all! 
  30. What’s your favorite carnival ride? Spider…is that considered a carnival ride? I also like the tilt-a-whirl. 
  31. What is your dream car? No laughing…I want a BMW..(I said no laughing!!) Only friends who know my full name will get this joke..but feel free to guess. 
  32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Looney tunes…Marvin the Martin.. 
  33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? eww..no way. 
  34. If so, would you eat another one? Duh..no. 
  35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Yell: “help I am in a car sinking in a lake..duh!” Possibly a cell phone would be involved. 
  36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No. 
  37. Can you pick something up with your toes? I do that all the time..that’s where my daughter gets her monkey toes..we are all freaks. 
  38. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 4 or 5….DVR, DVD, TV, VHS, Portable DVD. 
  39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? No, that’s was a good way to end up in the dumpster. 
  40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 3 recently too! 
  41. How many foreign countries have you visited? Canada counts right? Then, 2. (pathetic really) 
  42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?  Do I get a time period to prepare..if so screw the medal I would do it just to see if I could! 
  43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy..who freaking needs money when you have love?
  44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? I’d try to reach for a tree limb doofus..swimming and floating don’t work for long. 
  45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I’d buy a map and then ask for directions. 
  46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? No..have you ever heard a rubber band? 
  47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice, most certainly. 
  48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Ant farm with crayon points. 
  49. Do you prefer light or dark bread? I like cinnamon bread with that light and dark swirly thingy running through it. 
  50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried..proper breakfast includes dipping your toast in gooey yolkage! I like scrambled when I watching my intake..I like Omelets best..preferably made by me! 
  51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?  Yes..shay might recall the pushing of her car on several occasions..with your truly pushing and herself steering… 
  52. Do you talk in your sleep? (blush) Whatever she told you it’s not true..even if it was my mouth that said it. 
  53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn..have you ever shoveled snow? Hurts like a (%$#@&^). 
  54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yes, whenever I get the chance! 
  55. Did you make mud pies? Yes, very good memory that! 
  56. Have you ever broken a bone? Not yet! 
  57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes, I climbed trees all the time as a kid..reason my legs look so bad now…(grin) 
  58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I live in Florida..what do you think? 
  59. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Tropicana Fruit Squeeze..though jerks stopped selling it. and root beer if I am being naughty. 
  60. What’s your favorite number? 22 
  61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports car..might as well be the best. 
  62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? No, I am very particular about that stuff. 
  63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yeah, hurts like a….yeah. 
  64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Softsoap..Pomegrante 
  65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Too many times to mention without doubling over in giggles. 
  66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpson’s voices? Simpson’s voices for sure. 
  67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? (mysterious grin) I am soo not answering that one..if you have read my blog you already know. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are NOT on my list AT ALL EVER!!! 
  68. Do you need corrective lenses? Yes, I want contacts!!! colored ones would be even cooler! 
  69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn’t like? Yes, have done in fact. That’sa bonus in my book..who wants to date someone your best friend might try to steal? 
  70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? yeah..I don’t have to kiss him now do I? 
  71. Have you ever returned a gift? No, though I have hidden a few! 
  72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?  No, Why torture them that way! 
  73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?  Gymnastics! BOOYA! and Hockey…(YES YES YES) 
  74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Canasta Championship!! I would kick major ASS!!! 
  75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2..and that includes my slippers. 
  76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No, I would wait until it wore out, broke or whoops got lost…I love my grandma! She gives me cookies! 
  77. Do you sing in the car? I sing everywhere..car is just another place I sing. 
  78. What is your favorite breed of dog? Greyhound..I want a retired greyhound very, very, very muchly!! 
  79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Yes, and people..children, animals in general..I’d like to make up care packages with all the essentials a person might need..and some McDonald’s gift cards..pass them puppies out!! 
  80. What is your favorite fruit? Oranges..I love em, banana’s next, then pineapple, apples, plums..pears..strawberries, blueberries, boysenberries, raspberries..I am a fruity gal. 
  81. What is your least favorite fruit? grapes..I hate the squish feeling. 
  82. What kind of fruit have you never had? dunno…something exotic maybe. 
  83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Bookstore, music store or DVD  store. 
  84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? ADIDAS. 
  85. Are/were you a good student? I am an exceptional student..I never stop learning..why would I? 
  86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I can beat them all!! That’s right I said it!! Prove me wrong!! 
  87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Navy. I like the water. 
  88. What do you think is your best feature? ??? my hands perhaps. 
  89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? The Blues!!! 
  90. If you were to win an Oscar, what kind of movie would it be for? Comedy!! 
  91. What is your favorite season? Fall! 
  92. How many members do you have in your immediate family? hmmm…3 of us..in my family, if you want my siblings there are 2 girls, 1 half brother..add steps? I have 3 brothers, 4 sisters…widen that scope to include divorced steps siblings? 7 brothers, 6 sisters…(yeah, it’s complicated) 
  93. Which of the five senses is most important to you? I can do without all of them except perhaps touch. 
  94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter, though I am no Picasso. 
  95. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I will have ended up going to college about 6-7 years when I am done. 
  96. Have you ever had surgery? Yes..more than once. Tonsils out, adenoids removed, c-section, gallbladder removed. 
  97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure Skater. Professional football players tend to lose teeth and other important things. 
  98. What do you like to collect? Salt and Pepper Shakers, Art, Art glass, Turtles, Giraffes. 
  99. How many collectibles do you have? Depends on the collection. 
  100. What one question would you add to this survey? Are you left or right handed..I am left handed. 

 

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