Haha. I found the perfect one liner for this post. (giggle fit)
I read my 2 chapters as promised. It was rife with dire warnings and common sense rules. Ok, I thought, this will do nicely. I swear if I were not so commited I would have begun to snore. Who writes these things? It would be easier to learn if presented in a hipper way:
“Dude, if you like drink and drive, your like, totally screwed if they catch you, and get real! You know they will catch you…your not superman right?, I mean the parentals will, totally bug! I mean, don’t do it. It’s a total bummer..”(ok, so who knew I had a surfer valley girl in me heh heh heh)
I also moved on to Chapter 3, but the words started to blur and spin at about 12:30 Am so I knew it was time to pack it in.
I will read the next 2 Chapters tonight. Most of it seems to be about common sense. Things I have actually noticed on my own. I am freaking scared of the backing up by turning to look out the back window thing. Take my eyes off the wheel and drive. You mean actually not look out the windsheild….AHHHHHH!
I can do this…I can do this…I am not a wuss, I can do this, I can do this…
Yes, you can do this. And always look in the direction the car is moving!
Hmmm..good point..
My oldest daughter will be on just about on a parallel course with you. She starts Driver’s Ed in March I believe. I’m sure we’ll both have some great stories to share!
Speaking of common sense warnings, I’ve got to find the manual for my chain saw so that I can scan and post the best warning ever. It’s a cartoon of a guy sitting on a branch while using the chainsaw to cut that same branch. I guess you’re not supposed to do that.
hahaha to the second one and (groan) to the first. If she passes and I fail I am drowning myself in the toilet.
I have had a sudden thought. (Yes! Really!!) Maybe you need to learn to swear before you can drive!
I can swear…I like the f word way more then I should. In my house, if I swear, I have to clean the toilet, tub or floor. Isabelle takes great pleasure in catching me. I hate cleaning the toilet. I would rather gag.
ps…..ROTFL over that comment as well.
Hey Bekki, here’s that stupid safety warning I was telling you about several days ago, posted to my blog–yes, a shameless plug.
http://dadintheheadlights.wordpress.com/2008/01/12/dumbest-safety-warning-ever/
OMG just saw this…your such a goose.