Top 10 Ways To Tell Someone’s Drunk..

January 1, 2008 by nectarfizz

They keep saying things like…I don’t have a drinking problem, I love drinking. Only it sounds like : I dooonaa gaaa a dwinkinn pwabwam, I lulu luv (burp) drinnkiin.
They keep telling you the same joke, cause they forgot they already told it 20 times.
Their massive amounts of after-shave no longer help hide the smell of booze, if your lucky. vomit, if your not.
They keep laughing at the joke but have yet to finish the punchline.
They walk into the woman’s room and wonder where the damn urinals have gone.
They begin to refer to themselves in the third person.
They are under the table.
They keep trying to dance..or are they just trying to walk straight?
Everytime a strobe light hits them they think it’s the cops.
They keep telling everyone Happy 4th of July. (and it’s New Years Eve)

on January 1, 2008 at 11:08 am aniche

and if they pee into their soup. that’s a inebriation sign right there.
on January 1, 2008 at 2:49 pm nectarfizz

It’s also a sign you need to stop eating the soup…fast. Is this from personal experience or merely an observation?
on January 1, 2008 at 3:34 pm aniche

let’s just say pee soup isn’t as appetizing as pea soup
on April 16, 2008 at 12:26 pm nectarfizz

I don’t mind when people drink. I mind when they drink too much..cause I worry about them.
on May 24, 2009 at 2:17 am Justin

“I don’t mind when people drink. I mind when the drink too much..cause I worry about them.”

You are deffinantly a girl right? L.O.L ( Laugh Out Loud).

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