Top 10 Ways To Tell Someone’s Drunk..

1. They keep saying things like…I don’t have a drinking problem, I love drinking. Only it sounds like : I dooonaa gaaa a dwinkinn pwabwam, I lulu luv (burp) drinnkiin.
2. They keep telling you the same joke, cause they forgot they already told it 20 times.
3. Their massive amounts of after-shave no longer help hide the smell of booze, if your lucky. vomit, if your not.
4. They keep laughing at the joke but have yet to finish the punchline.
5. They walk into the woman’s room and wonder where the damn urinals have gone.
6. They begin to refer to themselves in the third person.
7. They are under the table.
8. They keep trying to dance..or are they just trying to walk straight?
9. Everytime a strobe light hits them they think it’s the cops.
10. They keep telling everyone Happy 4th of July. (and it’s New Years Eve)